‘Don’t come near me with that thong’: Jeremy Kyle gets chased around stage with hairy underwear as ‘naughty nurse’ returns
HOST shocked as guest reveals bag of tricks he uses in 7-a-day romps
REMEMBER Rose, the Naughty Nurse from the Jeremy Kyle?
This morning she and boyfriend Daniel were back – and this time they got REALLY filthy.
The couple left a deep impression on Jeremy last time they appeared, when Rose revealed her shocking nurse’s outfit and told Jezza they had sex seven times a day.
This time, Daniel shocked the host by producing a ‘goody bag’ then demonstrating what he did with a coke bottle.
Then he chased Jezza round the stage with a hairy thong.
Jeremy introduced them by saying: “You may remember when my next guests last appeared I ended up dressing as a nurse.”
Back on the show to find out if his girlfriend was “playing the naughty nurse for someone else,” Daniel suspected she was having a threesome.
He said that after he passed the lie detector last time they had begun “experimenting” again.
He went off to collect a bag while Jeremy begged his security man: “Steve, you are here to protect me and make sure I don’t look a fool.”
Daniel produced a cola bottle then told Jeremy: “In my goody bag … first we have some of this, it goes in up to here.”
Then he produced a thong and chased the horrified host around the stage.
Eventually, Jezza gingerly picked up the soiled item and commented: “It’s got hair all over it.”
Then he threw it into the audience.
Not a good day to be sitting in the front row.
Jeremy then decided to hassle his long-suffering security man, getting in his face and asking: “Steve have you ever worn a thong?”
He went on so much the usual silent minder told him: “Get on with the show Mr Kyle.”
Then Jezza asked: “Explain the coke bottle, I’m a little bit confused.”
Daniel then revealed he suspected Rose of sleeping with other men and added: “I do worry that when we have sex I’m stirring another man’s porridge.”
When Rose appeared she took a dig at Jezza’s single status, tell him her sex life was “Good, Better than yours.”
Frustrated Jeremy moaned: “I know I come from a different planet and have no physical relationship but these people have sex seven times a day.
As the offending underwear was suddenly launched back on the stage, Jeremy begged: “Don’t come near me with that thong.”
The test proved that Rose had lied, and had had sexual intercourse with someone else and Daniel walked.
Jeremy signed off with, “If you’ve got a thong you want to chase me with, go to our website.”
